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FLATFOOS

Eight rods, one ball, no mercy.

The rattle of the rods, the clack when the ball hit the back of the goal, and the football table in the basement nobody was allowed to spin. FLATFOOS is that table, seen from straight above and real: a hard ball that rolls, bounces off the rails and hops when you catch it right. A button picks a rod, the stick slides it and swings the men. Then lean over and look at their face.

1–2 playersTable footballReal physicsFace to face
Pre-order FlatboyTwo players, one at each end, the way a table is meant to be played.
The walnut FLATBOY table from above

Rod against rod.

The ball rattling between the rods, a block, a bounce off the rail, and a strike that drops into the goal box. The noise a room makes at that moment hasn't changed since the basement.

Hammer itwith a rod that's already swinging
Chip itover their man when the boot comes up under the ball
Stand them upand make them try again

Real gameplay, straight off the table's screen.

Eight rods. Twenty-two men who never leave their posts.

Eight rods cross a green pitch, interleaved the way a real table has them: your keeper, your defence, their attack, your midfield, their midfield, your attack, their defence, their keeper. One man on the keeper rod, two in defence, five in midfield, three up front, and each rod slides only as far as its travel allows.

Stand a man up and he blocks everything; swing him back and the ball rolls under. A sliding rod passes, a swinging one hammers it.

FLATFOOS, straight off the screen

Two ways to play it.

Face to face

Two players

One at each end, red against blue, the whole table between you. First to five, seven or ten goals. After the winning goal each end gets its awards (CLEAN SHEET, COMEBACK, HAT-TRICK, FROM THE BACK), the loser gets their best moment, and the rematch is one press away.

Against the computer

One player

You play red, the computer plays blue, at Kid, Club or Pro. Every level you beat is remembered, so you always know the next one to take.

8rods
22men who never leave their posts
4buttons, one for each rod
3computer levels, Kid to Pro